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VERSUS


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See who wins in the news this week…

ROUND ONE // Sprint’s iPhone Killer: Instinct VS. Walt Mossberg’s Instinct Critique

ROUND TWO // Apple’s Rumored Flash Killer VS. An Unofficial Adobe Response

ROUND THREE // Skype Repositions for Video VS. Fixed Mobile Convergence

And finally — in case you’re still standing — guess which one is a spoof…

ROUND FOUR // Handsolo Mobile VS. Crazy Finger Phone

Joe Pemberton

The Opportunity Cost of Early Adoption

Khoi Vinh,  prolific design blogger at Subtraction, created a great info graphic contrasting the reduced resale value of his iPhone (orange) with the rising value of AAPL stock (green). The graphic illustrates the cost of being an early adopter. If you had invested $599 in AAPL stock instead of buying an iPhone you would now have enough to buy the 3G iPhone and have $599 in AAPL assets.

Jared Benson

“Sorry, I Gotta Take This…”

This iPhone tip goes out to those of you following the growing “Life Hacks” movement - gaining back precious minutes of your life through efficiency practices.

We’ve all been stuck in meetings that we wish we could get out of. Well, fortunately His Steveness has designed something handy into the iPhone which will help us reclaim our lives so we can get back to doing what we _really_ want to be doing. If you have the foresight, try this before attending your next meeting:From the main menu, select Clock then Timer. Use the wheel interface to set your interval (How much of this meeting are you willing to endure?), set your ringtone and hit “Start.”

Attend your meeting. Go ahead and shut your phone down (read as: Hit the hardware button on top right) and set it on the table next to your notebook, printouts, etc. and act as interested as you can in the meeting. Resist the urge to check the timer - don’t worry, it won’t let you down. When the timer reaches zero, it will wake up your iPhone and play the ringtone. To anyone glancing over at your iPhone, the combination of idle screen wallpaper and ringtone will look convincing, even to a fellow iPhone user.

Grab it shortly into the first ring, give it a quick glance, and apologize to those left in the room.. “Sorry, I gotta take this…”

Joe Pemberton

New Use Case: Ringtones
Trap Indian Leopards

Officials in India are using ringtones of moos and bleats to lure and trap leopards. Apparently “forest guards” have found ringtones are safer and more cost effective than luring the cats with live cows and goats for bait. Read the Reuters story>.

(Thanks Laine Fast for the link.)

Joe Pemberton

Idle Bites (26 Jan, 2007)

The best mobile news and discussions for the week ending 26 January, 2007.

User Experience

1// An interesting video Q & A session with Marissa Mayer, VP, Search Products & User Experience at Google shares her thoughts about Google as a “swiss army knife that is closed.” She suggests that all the tools are there, but they don’t throw it all at you at once. There’s a nugget of simplicity there that mobile “portals” could benefit from.

She also suggests that Google engineers, sales people and even lawywers are user focused. She pontificates on the dangers of overdoing Web 2.0 to the detriment of usability.

2// On the voice search front, Midomi has announced a music recognition service (alas not yet for mobile). Users can sing or hum a song and get results. Pretty impressive results, according to ZDNet. What the news sites failed to mention is how much more natural it will be to do a voice search on a voice-centric platform like mobile.

3// On the mobile voice search front, I have to suggest those of you heading to Barcelona in a couple weeks to make sure and check out Promptu’s voice search, nominated for 3GSM’s Global Mobile award.

Mobile news

4// In the clamor of the Apple Keynote, Nokia and Visa’s announcement of mobile Visa payments in the US snuck under the radar.

Mainstream media digs at the iPhone

5// Colbert is a voice of finger-wagging, syrupy, in your face, um, reason and he is on a roll this week. If you missed the episodes, here are a couple of clips featuring commentary on the Cingular and AT&T merger and he pans the iPhone release.

Ripped from the headlines, here’s a collection from media sources around the web. Apparently when Apple made its announcement, editors and bloggers around the world sharpened their lucky pencils and exclaimed, “Now here’s a piece just begging for a snappy headline.”

Apple’s iPhone is pretty ordinary at its core
Andrew Kantor, USAToday

Cisco Bites Into Apple Fame (video)
Forbes.com Video Network

Why it’s the Apple of everyone’s eye
Phyllis Furman, New York Daily News

Apple’s new fruit forbidden for now
Jim Rossman, The Dallas Morning News

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Joe Pemberton

New California hands-free law in 2007

California commuters not wanting to spend $30 to $90 on a handsfree device have found a $2 alternative in order to comply with the new hands-free law in effect this year.